FunhouseMassacre2It is time to venture forth to the funhouse and see what nasty surprises lay waiting for us. Get an exclusive look at the film that we called “part Jurassic Park, part Zombieland, and part The Devil’s Rejects along with a small dash of every carnival movie you have ever seen until now.”

The Funhouse Massacre, starring Jere Burns, Clint Howard, Courtney Gains and Robert Englund, hits DVD and VOD June 7th. We saw the film at its premiere back in December and simply had a blast.

Only on BitTorrent Bundles can you get the first 10-minutes of the film for free! Robert Englund walks you through Statesville Asylum, where you will meet Mental Manny and his psychotic crew.

The bundle includes –

*The First 10-Minutes of the Film

*International and Red Band Trailer

*Exclusive Behind the Scenes Pics

*Music from the Motion Picture

*Alternative Poster Concepts

*10-Seconds of Carnage. The Best Kills of the Funhouse in 10-seconds Flat

*Music Video “Hungry” from Animal the Cannibal himself, EE Bell.

Pre-Order the flick now by clicking HEREThe Funhouse Massacre is a screwy slaughterfest filled with ingenious moments giving fans of the horror genre much to rejoice about. You are in for a ludicrous, gory romp.  Filmed On Location at Land of Illusion, one of the U.S.’s premier Horror Theme Parks.

FunhouseMassacre3On a dark, stormy, autumn night, the warden at the local loony bin (Robert England in a scene chewing cameo) agrees to give a tour of the facility and its inhabitants to a “reporter”. We are introduced to a maniacal menagerie of maniacs that have been locked up for various reasons. These are folks that would make even Jason Voorhees shudder. There is Rocco (Mars Crain), a brute wrestler with psychotic strength,  Dr. Suave (Sebastian Siegel), a dashing dentist with a penchant for extraction, Animal (E.E. Bell), a culinary mastermind with cannibalistic tastes, Taxidermist (Clint Howard), a master at skinning and stuffing everything, Mental Manny (Jere Burns), A Jim Jones type with a taste for flames,  and Dollface / Ms. Quinn (Candice De Visser), a vicious, clown-faced ne’er-do-well.

A jailbreak ensues and the psychopaths open a haunted house attraction that recreates their heinous crimes.  Hundreds of locals flock to the new haunted house, on their way to becoming unwitting victims in a new wave of violence at the hands of the criminals.  Among the lemmings are Morgan (Matt Angel), Christina (Chasty Ballesteros), Gustavo (Erick Chavarria), Mikey (Michael Eric Reid), and Randall (Leigh Parker). Workers at the corner diner, this group of friends hears about this new attraction on the radio and heads on over for a night of fun.

 

The Funhouse Massacre
RATING: R  
The Funhouse Massacre Official Trailer 1 (2015) - Chasty Ballesteros, Robert Englund Movie HD
Genre: Comedy, Horror,
Runtime: 1 hr. 30 min.
Directed By: Andy Palmer
Written By: Ben Begley, tory and characters by Renee Dorian

 

About the Author

Norman Gidney is a nearly lifelong horror fan. Beginning his love for the scare at the age of 5 by watching John Carpenter's Halloween, he set out on a quest to share his passion for all things spooky with the rest of the world.