Murderer gets caught after terrorizing and killing people during Christmas night for past 13 years in Norway. After being in solitary for almost 6 years, psychopath escapes couple days before Christmas night. Police tracks next target of the psychopath to be in small village in the northernmost part of Norway. Group of friends are having reunion in the same village and unexpectedly end up being in part of Santa’s plan.

Christmas Blood starts out so promising. Late one night a little girl sneaks downstairs to have a look at the presents under the Christmas tree. Suddenly a noise. Is it mom or dad? No. It’s Santa. It’s Killer Santa in fact and he quickly adds the little darling to his naughty list before dispensing with her parents for good measure. Then faster than you can say “EggNog” this Christmas horror pic loses steam and becomes an odd mix of procedural and Norweigian Soap Opera.

Reinert Kiil’s Christmas Blood is an average, uneven thriller set against the harsh, windswept snowbanks of northern Norway. The film attempts to tell the story of an escaped murderer dressed in a Santa suit, the group he is after, and the cop trying to stop him. What we get is cabin fever melodrama bookended by a few good kills.

The film starts with the aforementioned triple murder. Fun enough. Then we soon learn the backstory of our killer. After a nasty killing spree that spanned the country over several years, Sgt. Henrik Hoff (Thomas Rasch) captured and shot in the head, at point blank range a killer who murdered “bad” people on Christmas. After 6 years of inexplicable survival, the killer has gotten loose again and is aiming to finish his yuletide killing spree. Sondre Kroft Larsen (Terje Hansen) is hot on the trail of the crimson-clad killer as he closes in on his last clatch of victims in a rural town in northern Norway. Meanwhile, a group of young world travelers convenes on a small, but festive, cabin unaware of the Santa Killer’s impending arrival.

Kiil’s story is a good one, but we hardly needed the backstory of our villain and his incarceration, much less the survival of a lethal gunshot wound. Why is that there? Then have a group in danger, unaware of what is after them, and a detective with a cantankerous sage guiding him to his target. That is enough. Yet, Kiil fills easily one-third of the movie with a pointless melodrama that takes place in the cabin. We start off strong, then dive into dullsville, before capping things off with a few more plot points and satisfactory kills.

Christmas Blood is a serviceable, totally forgettable winter wonderland nightmare. There is a great setting, a so-so villain, and a thriller that moves at a “drama” pace. Props where they are due, the kills are certainly worthwhile and the performances are nothing to sneer at. Yet for all of the remarkable effort this film must have needed, we get little in return.

Christmas Blood
RATING: UR  
Runtime: 1hr. 44 mins.
Directed By: Reinert Kiil
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Norman Gidney is a nearly lifelong horror fan. Beginning his love for the scare at the age of 5 by watching John Carpenter's Halloween, he set out on a quest to share his passion for all things spooky with the rest of the world.