From the WTF files comes a brand new trailer for a film called CarousHELL. This just landed in our lap this afternoon and all that we can say is, “Huh?” Following in the tracks of the absurdist horror film Rubber, which gave life, and malicious intent, to an intimate car tire, CarousHELL takes things a little further and a lot bloodier.

Synopsis
Duke hates his job. He has to let kids climb on his back and ride him for hours every single day. But one brat finally pushed him too far. Duke has broken free of his ride and is on a bloody rampage of revenge. He’s going to murder that kid and anyone that gets in his way.

Oh, P.S., Duke is a horse on a carousel.

CarousHELL Official Trailer

Rudzinski says of his film, “CarousHELL is a hilarious, insane, and bloody addition to the Slasher film genre that I am confident both horror fans and general audiences will enjoy and remember. I feel it’s right up your readers’ alley! It’s not the only killer object movie, but I am absolutely confident that it will be talked about for years.”

We plan to watch as Duke uses a myriad of methods to destroy the humans, including horn, hooves, and ….a machete? Will Duke get his revenge? Or will he be lassoed and sent back into children’s ride slavery? Will there be any survivors?

This is nuts. Yet we are intrigued.